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2026 Anti-Affirmations Desk Calendar – For Those Who Prefer Real Talk Over Rainbows
Ditch the sugar-coated positivity. This daily desk calendar delivers a year’s supply of witty, snarky anti-affirmations—because sometimes a little cynicism is the real motivation you need. Each tear-off page pairs a sharp, humorous quote with lined note space on the back, perfect for planning, venting, or just smirking through your day.
✨ Why You’ll Keep It on Your Desk
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365 Days of Snark – A fresh, clever anti-affirmation every morning.
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Kraft Paper Style – Minimalist, earthy design that looks good anywhere.
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Built-In Easel & Tear-Off Pages – Stands easily, tears cleanly, no plastic waste.
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Write & Reflect – Lined backing on every page for notes, lists, or passive-aggressive reminders.
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Eco-Conscious – FSC-certified paper, plastic-free packaging.
📅 Specs That Matter
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Size: 5.25" x 5.25" (fits snug on any desk)
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Format: Daily tear-off, weekend pages combined
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Binding: Adhesive – pages remove smoothly
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Dates: 1/1/2026 – 12/31/2026
😏 Perfect For
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The friend who rolls their eyes at “good vibes only”
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Office mates who need a laugh between meetings
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Anyone who believes honesty—with a side of humor—is the best policy
Ready to face 2026 with a healthy dose of sarcasm?
Add to cart and let the real talk begin. 😈🗓️
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